April 2003

4/30/03	...you pronounce the word Lutheran "Lutern."
4/28/03	...you forget to put water in the baptismal font but never forget to put water in the coffee pot
4/25/03	...change means wearing your brown suit instead of your blue suit to church
4/23/03	...your biggest fund-raisers are bake sales instead of bingo
4/21/03	...you think butter is a spice
4/17/03	...in order to remember to take your offering envelope, you tuck it into your casserole cosy.    -Ron, Carrollton, Texas
4/16/03	...you have learned the "Church Sneeze"—sneezing without making a bit of noise so no-one in Church will stare scornfully at you for interrupting the service.    -Linda, Mt. Horeb, Wisconsin
4/15/03	...you can't comprehend why anyone would want to voluntarily fast... after all what would Lent and Good Friday be without potluck fish dinners?    -Erin, Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
4/14/03	...all your greeting cards have to be Synodically approved    -Helen, Douglas, Wyoming
4/9/03	...the only mealtime prayer you know is "Come Lord Jesus."
4/7/03	...you can say the meal prayer all in one breath
4/3/03	...every time something changes, the old one was better

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