April 2004

4/30/04	...you sign a petition to have Campbell Soup Co. rename its "Cream of Mushroom soup" "Lutheran Binder!"
4/30/04	...your LCMS pastor refers to St. Louis as "the holy city"
4/30/04	...you wish MTV, VH1 and CMT had hymns
4/23/04	...your church constitution allows for the Jell-O® Committee    -Chris, Cheshire, Oregon
4/22/04	...you can't say the word "No" without following it with the word "Problem!"    -Thomas, Toledo, Ohio
4/21/04	...You hear the Pastor mumbling something. What he's really saying is "My zipper is open" to which the congregation responds "and also with you."    -Priscilla, Longview, Texas
4/20/04	...your wife attends a Saturday service at one Lutheran church because she is the nursery attendant on Sundays at another    -Christopher, Lakewood, Washington
4/19/04	...you are counting the offering, and all the bills are folded into a small wad    -Ken, San Diego, California
4/15/04	...you actually understand the folks from Lake Wobegon
4/12/04	...the only mealtime prayer you know is "Come Lord Jesus"
4/8/04	...you consume some form of Jell-O® at every holiday meal
4/5/04	...you ask for "A Mighty Fortress" on the love song request line
4/2/04	...you take your grandfather to McDonalds for breakfast and he asks for a large order of McLefsa

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