August 2003

8/29/03	...you hold your family reunion in the church basement
8/27/03	...you think a meeting isn't legitimate unless it's at least three hours long
8/25/03	...peas in your tuna noodle hotdish add too much color
8/20/03	...you think lime Jell-O® with cottage cheese and pineapple is a gourmet salad
8/18/03	...you didn't know chow mein noodles were a Chinese food
8/15/03	...the pastor skips the last hymn to make sure church lasts exactly 60 minutes
8/13/03	...you can't get into heaven without a casserole
8/11/03	...doughnuts are in the official church budget
8/7/03	...you tap a church visitor on the shoulder and say, "excuse me, but you're in my seat."
8/5/03	...you don't make eye contact when passing someone in the hall because you think it's impolite
8/4/03	...you freeze the leftover coffee from fellowship hour for next week
8/1/03	...At every social gathering you attend there's at least one bowl of potato salad -Mary, Richmond, Virginia

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