August 2004

8/30/04	...you bring two 20oz travel mugs of coffee with you when visiting another church across town, but only one travel mug when visiting relatives on the other side of the state    -Christopher, Lakewood, Washington
8/30/04	...rather than introducing yourself to a visitor at church, you check their name out in the guestbook
8/23/04	...you grew up thinking Jell-O® was a fruit    -Karleen, Los Angeles, California
8/23/04	...you have more than three friends whose first names have the letter "j" as the second letter
8/16/04	...you are watching "Little House on the Prairie" and you take for granted that Rev. Alden is a Lutheran Pastor because they are in Minnesota    -Karen, Roswell, New Mexico
8/16/04	...Bach is your favorite composer just because he was Lutheran, too
8/9/04	...our church offering would double if the Treasury department eliminated dollar bills and printed only $2 bills    -Bill, Lancaster, Pennsylvania
8/9/04	...you think butter is a spice
8/2/04	...there are more church dishtowels in your laundry than your own    -Margaret, Davenport, Washington
8/2/04	...you carry silverware in your pocket to church just in case there's a potluck

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