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8/29/05 ...you can not have a function or meeting without food 8/29/05 ...you feel guilty about not feeling guilty 8/22/05 ...you think the best way to deal with change is to put it in a bowl on top of the dresser 8/22/05 ...you think the communion wafers are too spicy 8/15/05 ...your family refers to Martin Luther as "our man Martin" 8/15/05 ...you think that an ELCA Lutheran bride and an LCMS groom make for a "mixed marriage" 8/8/05 ...you refer to beer as "Lutheran Kool-Aid" 8/8/05 ...you think lime Jell-O® with cottage cheese and pineapple is a gourmet salad 8/1/05 ...each fall a church celebration always includes hotdogs and sauerkraut 8/1/05 ...they have to rope off the last pews in church so the front isn't empty
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