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December 2002
12/30/02 |
...the most mail you receive all year is from the Stewardship Committee |
12/27/02 |
...your congregation's first two operating rules are "Don't change" and "Don't spend." |
12/26/02 |
...it takes 10 minutes to say good-bye |
12/23/02 |
...you know all the words to the first verse of "Silent Night" in German but can't speak a word of it |
12/20/02 |
...when someone mentions red and green (in terms of Christmas), you immediately think of a battle over hymnals |
12/18/02 |
...you only serve Jell-O® in the proper liturgical color for the season |
12/16/02 |
...You have a Christmas Stolen, and you eat it!!! |
12/13/02 |
...The pastor challenges the congregation to find one thing the church celebrates without food...and you can't find a thing. |
12/12/02 |
...You visit your childhood church after being in the military for 20 years, and the SAME people are sitting in the SAME pews and they still remember it was you that got caught drinking the communion wine 25 years ago. |
12/11/02 |
...You visit another church, the service is over and you end up not moving from the pews because the Pastor didn't say "Go In Peace, Serve The Lord." |
12/10/02 |
...You announce that you live in a mixed neighborhood, consisting of old and young Norwegians |
12/9/02 |
...There are 4 people in a room and at least 6 opinions |
12/6/02 |
...Ole and Lena are really the names of your relatives |
12/4/02 |
...Folgers has you on their Christmas list |
12/2/02 |
...you think hotdish is one of the major food groups |
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