February 2004

2/27/04	...the third service each Sunday is coffee hour
2/25/04	...you automatically sing 'amen' at the end of every song you sing
2/23/04	...a line item in the trustee's budget is "coffee maker maintenance"
2/20/04	...sharing the peace during the service takes more time than the sermon
2/18/04	...someone asks you after church if there's any "decaf coffee" and you laugh because you KNOW that if it doesn't have caffeine, it can't be coffee!
2/16/04	...you think hotdish is one of the major food groups
2/13/04	...change means wearing your brown suit instead of your blue suit to church
2/11/04	...you don't question why the seat you sit in at church is called a pew
2/9/04	...all of your casserole dishes have your name on the bottom
2/6/04	...a capital fund drive is needed to finance the new one million cup coffee urn
2/4/04	...rather than introducing yourself to a visitor at church, you check their name out in the guestbook
2/2/04	...during the entire service you hold your hymnal open but never look down at it
2/2/04	...your idea of an affirmation is "This is most certainly true."

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