January 2004

1/23/04	...your Congregational meeting is held next Sunday before the big game, so it won't last long    -Diane, Tulsa, Oklahoma
1/22/04	...every special service or committee meeting is scheduled for 7:00 pm, "Lutheran Standard Time"    -Melissa, Shreveport, Louisiana
1/21/04	...you constantly are in fear at concerts at your church that the ceiling will fall down after you clap    -Susan
1/20/04	...Sunday Services are a bit shorter during the NFL season    -David, London, Ontario, Canada
1/19/04	...your cell phone ringer is set to "A Mighty Fortress"    -Anonymous
1/16/04	...you wonder why bread and wine are used for Communion instead of coffee and donuts
1/14/04	...you carry silverware in your pocket to church just in case there's a potluck
1/12/04	...you feel guilty about not feeling guilty
1/9/04	...you think the 11th Commandment is: If it's never been done that way before, don't start now
1/7/04	...requests you hear are preceded or followed by the phrase, "If it's not too much trouble then..."
1/5/04	...you are referred to as the frozen chosen!

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