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1/23/04 ...your Congregational meeting is held next Sunday before the big game, so it won't last long 1/22/04 ...every special service or committee meeting is scheduled for 7:00 pm, "Lutheran Standard Time" 1/21/04 ...you constantly are in fear at concerts at your church that the ceiling will fall down after you clap 1/20/04 ...Sunday Services are a bit shorter during the NFL season 1/19/04 ...your cell phone ringer is set to "A Mighty Fortress" 1/16/04 ...you wonder why bread and wine are used for Communion instead of coffee and donuts
1/14/04 ...you carry silverware in your pocket to church just in case there's a potluck
1/12/04 ...you feel guilty about not feeling guilty
1/9/04 ...you think the 11th Commandment is: If it's never been done that way before, don't start now
1/7/04 ...requests you hear are preceded or followed by the phrase, "If it's not too much trouble then..."
1/5/04 ...you are referred to as the frozen chosen!
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