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January 2005
1/31/05 ...you don't change your light bulbs because Lutherans never change
1/31/05 ...you make spaghetti at your house with the little macaroni noodles because they're not so messy then 1/24/05 ...when filling out the time portion of your Time and Talent stewardship sheet, you write listening to Garrison Keillor on the radio
1/24/05 ...you wonder why bread and wine are used for Communion instead of coffee and donuts 1/17/05 ...your congregation has so many potlucks that it needs a separate leftovers committee
1/17/05 ...sharing the peace during the service takes more time than the sermon 1/10/05 ...you catch yourself saying "Amen" at the end of the Pledge of Allegiance
1/10/05 ...the only open pew is up front, so you volunteer to shovel the sidewalk 1/3/05 ...you consider the term "contemporary church service" to be an oxymoron
1/3/05 ...you are referred to as the frozen chosen!
-Claire, Alexandria, Virginia
-David, Gahanna, Ohio
-Greg, Charlottesville, Virginia
-Anonymous, Forest Park, Illinois
-Jeff, Billings, Montana
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