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July 2003
7/31/03 ...your mother's maiden name once had an umlaut in it 7/30/03 ...you have a debate over which version of A Mighty Fortress Is Our God is better 7/29/03 ...you take ten dollars shopping and it looks so very very small but when you take the ten dollars to church it looks way way too big 7/28/03 ...you see a car bumper sticker saying, "You can always tell a German, but you can't tell HIM much!" 7/25/03 ...you give a party and don't tell anyone where it is 7/23/03 ...you make change in the offering plate for a ten 7/21/03 ...the church is on fire, and you rush in to save the coffee pot 7/18/03 ...you have your wedding reception in the fellowship hall and feel guilty about not staying to help clean up 7/16/03 ...you have more than three friends whose first names have the letter "j" as the second letter 7/14/03 ...your five-year-old recites the Old Testament books as Genesis, Exodus, Lutefisk... 7/9/03 ...you have an uncontrollable urge to sit in the back of any room 7/8/03 ...you consider lottery tickets a serious investment 7/7/03 ...it's 110 degrees outside and you still have coffee after services 7/3/03 ...coffee and fellowship lasts longer than the church service 7/2/03 ...What do you get when you cross an Evangelical Lutheran with a Jehovah's Witness? Some person who shows up at your doorstep every Sunday Morning and doesn't say a thing 7/1/03 ...(You know you're a PA Dutch Lutheran when) You know what Fasnacht Day is, know how to make Fasnachts, give them out, and confuse everyone else you know with them
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