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6/30/03 ...You think "modern hymns" are those written in the 1700's
6/25/03 ...you're watching "Star Wars" in the theatre and when they say, "May the force be with you," the theatre replies, "and also with you." 6/24/03 ...your house is a mess because you're "saved by Grace", not good works 6/23/03 ...http://www.thrivent.com is one of your bookmarks 6/20/03 ...your dad's name is Luther N., your brother is Luther Hahn and you are Lew Theran 6/18/03 ...you win $175 million in the lottery and decide to throw a party and money is no object, so you advertise in the church bulletin, rent the parish hall, and ask all of your friends to bring a side dish or salad 6/16/03 ...you consume some form of Jell-O® at every holiday meal 6/12/03 ...you sign a petition to have Campbell Soup Co. rename its "Cream of Mushroom soup" "Lutheran Binder!" 6/9/03 ...you're at an evangelistic rally and you actually manage to raise your hands waist high 6/6/03 ...you consider lottery tickets a serious investment 6/4/03 ...you hold your family reunion in the church basement 6/2/03 ...your coffee cup is permanently stained
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