June 2003

6/30/03	...You think "modern hymns" are those written in the 1700's    -Anonymous
6/25/03	...you're watching "Star Wars" in the theatre and when they say, "May the force be with you," the theatre replies, "and also with you."
6/24/03	...your house is a mess because you're "saved by Grace", not good works
6/23/03	...http://www.thrivent.com is one of your bookmarks
6/20/03	...your dad's name is Luther N., your brother is Luther Hahn and you are Lew Theran
6/18/03	...you win $175 million in the lottery and decide to throw a party and money is no object, so you advertise in the church bulletin, rent the parish hall, and ask all of your friends to bring a side dish or salad
6/16/03	...you consume some form of Jell-O® at every holiday meal
6/12/03	...you sign a petition to have Campbell Soup Co. rename its "Cream of Mushroom soup" "Lutheran Binder!"
6/9/03	...you're at an evangelistic rally and you actually manage to raise your hands waist high
6/6/03	...you consider lottery tickets a serious investment
6/4/03	...you hold your family reunion in the church basement
6/2/03	...your coffee cup is permanently stained

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