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6/28/05 ...At the potluck, there is one table covered with "salads" composed of Jell-O®, marshmallows, fruit and whipped cream...and another table of desserts. 6/28/05 ...it's 110 degrees outside and you still have coffee after services 6/20/05 ...you won't even change a light bulb...because Lutherans don't do change 6/20/05 ...doughnuts are in the official church budget 6/13/05 ...your pastor ropes off the last two rows of pews just to see if anyone will sit closer to the front
6/13/05 ...you doodle on the back of communion cards 6/6/05 ...as a visitor, you announce yourself to those around you as new and they say "yes, I know, you're sitting in my pew."
6/6/05 ...you notice the Kool Aid stock shoots up during the Vacation Bible School season
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