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3/31/03 ...you wish MTV, VH1 and CMT had hymns 3/28/03 ...you have a relative named Einar 3/26/03 ...you think Garrison Keillor's stories are totally factual 3/24/03 ...you actually understand the folks from Lake Wobegon 3/21/03 ...you think the communion wafers are too spicy 3/19/03 ...all of your casserole dishes have your name on the bottom 3/17/03 ...the bumper sticker on your car says, "Legalize Lutefisk!" 3/14/03 ...you hesitate to clap for the church choir or special music because "it just wasn't done that way in the old days 3/12/03 ...all your relatives graduated from a school named Concordia 3/10/03 ...your choir believes volume is a fair substitute for tonality 3/7/03 ...you take your grandfather to McDonalds for breakfast and he asks for a large order of McLefsa 3/5/03 ...you think you're paying your pastor too much if he gets a new car for the first time in eight years 3/3/03 ...your LCMS pastor refers to St. Louis as "the holy city"
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