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March 2004
3/31/04 ...your congregation's first two operating rules are "Don't change" and "Don't spend"
3/29/04 ...you count coffee among the sacraments
3/26/04 ...you're willing to pay up to one dollar for a meal at church
3/24/04 ...you have a relative named Einar
3/22/04 ...potluck dinners are your favorite indoor sport
3/17/04 ...every time something changes, the old one was better
3/15/04 ...your biggest fund-raisers are bake sales instead of bingo
3/12/04 ...you read your Catechism and start arguing theology with yourself because no one else is around
3/10/04 ...you make your hotdishes with cream of mushroom soup and your salads with Jell-O®
3/8/04 ...the bumper sticker on your car says, "Legalize Lutefisk!"
3/5/04 ...you can't understand why the youth group is not excited about the "knitted potholder" fundraiser 3/4/04 ...the communion cabinet is open to all, but the coffee cabinet is locked up tight
3/3/04 ...everyone at a voter's meeting is more than willing to discuss their opinions on an issue, but no one can make a decision when it comes time to vote 3/2/04 ...giving up coffee for lent is a sacrifice 3/1/04 ...the Pastor says we are meeting as a group to preview the movie "The Passion of The Christ," then meet back at church to discuss...and you wait with anticipation that he will follow that up with "food to follow the meeting"...AND HE DID!!!
-Jason, Appleton, Wisconsin
-Roy, Bay City, Michigan
-Melissa, Shreveport, Louisiana
-Christopher, Lakewood, Washington
-Kris, Inver Grove, Minnesota
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