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You Know You're Lutheran When... 


May 2003


5/30/03

...you notice the Kool Aid stock shoots up during the Vacation Bible School season

5/27/03

...you think tuna hotdish is a gourmet meal

5/23/03

...you heard that "tithing" meant giving 2% of your leftovers
   -Martin, Loveland, Colorado

5/22/03

...there are four of you in a room and everyone is wondering who has the 5th
   -Robert, Brinnon, Washington

5/21/03

...you're running a 10K road race and stop to pick up the cups at the water station
   -Richard, Endicott, New York

5/20/03

...you can say the meal prayer all in one breath ... IN NORWEGIAN!
   -Don, Portland, Oregon

5/19/03

...How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? What's change!
   -Connie, Los Alamitos, California

5/16/03

...in response to someone jumping up and shouting "Praise the Lord!", you politely remind him or her that we don't do that around here

5/14/03

...you refer to your trip to Minneapolis as a pilgrimage

5/12/03

...you serve Jell-O® as a vegetable

5/9/03

...you think anyone who says "casserole" instead of "hotdish" is trying to be uppity (or maybe even Episcopalian!)

5/7/03

...your mother could give any Jewish mother a run for the money in the guilt department

5/5/03

...your idea of an affirmation is "This is most certainly true."

5/2/03

...you make your hotdishes with cream of mushroom soup and your salads with Jell-O®


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