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May 2004
5/27/04 ...you have your own personal cup at church
5/27/04 ...you think that an ELCA Lutheran bride and an LCMS groom make for a "mixed marriage"
5/24/04 ...you ask a visitor to scoot down three seats after saying: "Welcome - but you're in my seat."
5/24/04 ...you can say the meal prayer all in one breath
5/21/04 ...your dad's name is Luther N., your brother is Luther Hahn and you are Lew Theran
5/19/04 ...you serve Jell-O® as a vegetable
5/17/04 ...you refer to your trip to Minneapolis as a pilgrimage
5/13/04 ...you think anyone who says "casserole" instead of "hotdish" is trying to be uppity
5/10/04 ...in response to someone jumping up and shouting "Praise the Lord!", you politely remind him or her that we don't do that around here
5/7/04 ...you win $10 million in the lottery and decide to throw a party and money is no object, so you advertise in the church bulletin, rent the parish hall, and ask all of your friends to bring a side dish or salad
5/5/04 ...you can't have a meeting without having a meal
5/3/04 ...your coffee cup is permanently stained
-Christopher, Lakewood, Washington
-Rip, Houston, Texas
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