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May 2005
5/31/05 ...you move to a new area and spend several months trying to find a congregation that's EXACTLY like the one you left, AND the one you grew up with
5/31/05 ...the bumper sticker on your car says, "Legalize Lutefisk!" 5/23/05 ...you know Perry Co MO doesn't refer to the singer
5/23/05 ...you have more than five flavors of Jell-O® in your pantry 5/16/05 ...you've been on at least one hayride during your life
5/16/05 ...in response to someone jumping up and shouting "Praise the Lord!", you politely remind him or her that we don't do that around here 5/9/05 ...the treasurer finally balances the budget...in a negative!
5/9/05 ...you think Garrison Keillor's stories are totally factual 5/2/05 How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But first, it has to be discussed in the property committee and the finance committee, and then approved by the Church Council. After the light bulb is screwed in, three families will leave the church: one, because the light bulb is the wrong size, two, because it took too long, and three, because they weren't consulted.
5/2/05 ...you think the term "Jell-O® salad" is redundant
-Erin, Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
-Ken, Downers Grove, Illinois
-Jeff, Billings, Montana
-Dominic, North Carolina
-Dave, Ogden, Utah
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