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November 2003


11/28/03

...Folgers has you on their Christmas list

11/26/03

...the doilies underneath the Thanksgiving flowers make nice snowflakes at Christmas

11/24/03

...you think the four food groups are coffee, lefse, lutefisk, and Jell-O®

11/21/03

...at Thanksgiving you serve lutefisk and try to convince your kids it's really a turkey

11/19/03

...you think you're paying your pastor too much if he gets a new car for the first time in eight years

11/17/03

...you pronounce the word Lutheran "Lutern"

11/14/03

...you don't need to reserve the first four rows of pews
   -Josh, St. Louis Park, Minnesota

11/13/03

...you think man shall not live by bread alone but must add butter
   -Emmanuel, Bronx, New York

11/12/03

...Even after all these years from confirmation, you're still wondering if your pastor was wrong for not including potlucks as a means of grace
   -Robert, Quemado, New Mexico

11/11/03

...The evangelism committee's motivation for getting new members is having an excuse to throw another potluck
   -Melissa, Shreveport, Louisiana

11/10/03

...Cream of Mushroom soup is an aggressive spice
   -Rod, Roseau, Minnesota

11/7/03

...a midlife crisis means switching from the old hymnbook to the new one

11/5/03

...you were little you actually thought the Reverend's first name was "Pastor"

11/3/03

...you think Garrison Keillor's stories are totally factual


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