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11/29/04 ...nobody dares leave the church until the pastor says, "Go in peace and serve the Lord"
11/29/04 ...the doilies underneath the Thanksgiving flowers make nice snowflakes at Christmas
11/22/04 ...you drink a cup of coffee DURING the service
11/22/04 ...at Thanksgiving you serve lutefisk and try to convince your kids it's really a turkey
11/15/04 ...you attend a potluck (does not matter where) and look for the macaroni & cheese!
11/15/04 ...you don't question why the seat you sit in at church is called a pew
11/8/04 ...you can't understand why they are thinking of making yet another new hymnal when your church is still using the TLH copyright 1942, and it still works fine
11/8/04 ...the most mail you receive all year is from the Stewardship Committee
11/1/04 ...you rise as soon as you hear "A Mighty Fortress" being played, as if it were the national anthem
11/1/04 ...you know what a "dead spread" is
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