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October 2002
10/30/02 |
...you know what a "dead spread" is |
10/28/02 |
...a midlife crisis means switching from the old hymnbook to the new one |
10/25/02 |
...you dress up as your favorite reformer for Halloween |
10/23/02 |
...your mother reminds you often that she wishes you'd studied the organ |
10/21/02 |
...you don't make eye contact when passing someone in the hall because you think it's impolite |
10/18/02 |
...you give a party and don't tell anyone where it is |
10/16/02 |
...you freeze the leftover coffee from fellowship hour for next week |
10/14/02 |
...you have an uncontrollable urge to sit in the back of any room |
10/11/02 |
...you attend a Halloween party dressed as Martin Luther and you get into an argument with a guy dressed as the pope—and he has no idea what you're arguing about |
10/10/02 |
...you have nightmares about saxophones, electric guitars, and drums in the choir loft, and the pastor with a tambourine! |
10/9/02 |
...you actually know the theological difference between "consubstantiation" and "transubstantiation" |
10/8/02 |
...You know the harmony better than the melody for most hymns, and automatically sing it, without looking at the hymmnal |
10/7/02 |
...You put a knife, fork and spoon in your pocket when you go to church just in case there's a potluck after the service |
10/4/02 |
...during the entire service you hold your hymnal open but never look down at it |
10/2/02 |
...potluck dinners are your favorite indoor sport |
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