October 2003

10/31/03	...you dress up as your favorite reformer for Halloween
10/29/03	...you know what a "dead spread" is
10/27/03	...at the close of a memo it states "Peace be with you" and you respond "and also with you."
10/24/03	...you doodle on the back of communion cards
10/22/03	...your mother reminds you often that she wishes you'd studied the organ
10/20/03	...Ole and Lena are really the names of your relatives
10/17/03	...you hear something really funny and smile as loud as you can
10/15/03	...your choir believes volume is a fair substitute for tonality
10/13/03	...you forget to put water in the baptismal font but never forget to put water in the coffee pot
10/10/03	...they have to rope off the last pews in church so the front isn't empty
10/8/03	...you think butter is a spice
10/6/03	...you have more than five flavors of Jell-O® in your pantry
10/3/03	...during communion you hum the hymns so you can see who's at church that Sunday
10/1/03	...you make spaghetti at your house with the little macaroni noodles because they're not so messy then

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