October 2004

10/25/04	...change most often comes in the form of coins in the offering plate    -Christopher, Lakewood, Washington
10/25/04	...you dress up as your favorite reformer for Halloween
10/18/04	...listening to someone else talk about their childhood and their mother had the same look as yours that could make you want to apologize but not know for what    -Joann, Everett, Washington
10/18/04	...during the entire service you hold your hymnal open but never look down at it
10/11/04	...before attending a new church, the first thing you ask the pastor is if they use the "New Hymnal" or the "Good Hymnal"    -Jeff, Billings, Montana
10/11/04	...your house is a mess because you're "saved by Grace," not by works
10/4/04	...you realize people aren't in church because they aren't in their "spot"    -Tyler, Aurora, Nebraska
10/4/04	...the pastor skips the last hymn to make sure church lasts exactly 60 minutes

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