September 2003

9/29/03	...you talk to someone else and look at their shoes first
9/26/03	...it's time to change a lightbulb and the left side of the aisle begins a debate on "change," while the right side of the aisle musters five volunteers—one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder
9/24/03	...your church library has three Jell-O® cookbooks
9/22/03	...you don't know what was sooo funny about dat movie "Fargo" then
9/19/03	...What is the difference between a spicy casserole and a regular one?    The spicy one has extra peas.    -Jason, Appleton, Wisconsin
9/17/03	...coupons are a form of currency    -Anonymous
9/16/03	...if you say the word "thing-a-ma-jig" you get detention    -Lukas, Hortonville, Wisconsin
9/15/03	...you don't see a green leaf of anything at the church "salad" luncheon, but every color of Jell-0® is represented!    -Jackie, Colville, Washington
9/12/03	...it takes 10 minutes to say good-bye
9/10/03	...Bach is your favorite composer just because he was Lutheran, too
9/8/03	...all your relatives graduated from a school named Concordia
9/4/03	...you know what a Lutheran Church Basement Woman is
9/2/03	...you think tuna hotdish is a gourmet meal

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