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St. John's Lutheran Church 330-862-2316
Serving this month;
December ushers:Jeff Klee, Harold Bates
acolyte: Shannon Tucker (Arron Carter will help Christmas Eve!)
nursery: OPEN
scripture readers:
Flowers:
12/2
12/9-Jim Dougherty Birthday
12/16- Memory of Ed Haynam
12/23- Madison Lytle- White's Birthday
12/30- Becknells, Adam Brown's 1st Birthday

You Know You're Lutheran When...

10. The only meal time prayer you know is "Come Lord Jesus".
9. All of your casserole dishes have your name on the bottom.
8. They have to rope off the last few pews in church so the front isn't empty.
7. A midlife crisis means switching from the old hymnbook to the new one.
6. You can't imagine a celebration without food.
5. While wathing Star Wars you hear "May the force be with you" and you reply "And also with you".
4. At potlucks all the men have tableware and napkins in their shirt pockets so their full plates are easier to carry.
3. You are at a funeral of a family member who is Catholic, and you are the only one who says "for Thine is the Kingdom and the Power and the Glory, forever and ever. Amen." after everyone else is done.
2. You sing "Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus" while sitting down.
1. You arrive in church and start having a panic attack because someone else is sitting in your pew.

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