Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.
The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.