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OK girls, just follow me ... I won't let anything happen to you


That was the funniest joke I ever heard ...


Weeds & flowers thriving together... gee, whatta concept .


Look me in the eye & believe me when I say, I did not eat that mouse ...

If you cross this line ... oh, will you be sorry!

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"Pigs are our friends -- don't eat them." (Leviticus 11:7)

"The dog -- man's best friend? NO." (Leviticus 11:27)
"Spare the stones, spoil the child." (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
"Be interesting -- but don't charge interest!" (Leviticus 25:37

THOTS ABOUT CATS

~ Behind every cat that crosses the street, there is a dog saying, "Go
ahead, you can make it."

~ In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

~ As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

~ There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats.

~ Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

~ Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

~ There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

~ The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
(Hmmmm)

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