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You Might Be A Lutheran If...
...a midlife crisis means switching from the old hymnbook to the new one.
...the pastor skips the last hymn to make sure church lasts exactly 60 minutes.
...you forget to put water in the baptismal font but never forget to put water in the coffee pot.
...you make spaghetti at your house with the little macaroni noodles because they're not so messy then.
...your choir believes volume is a fair substitute for tonality.
...in response to someone jumping up and shouting "Praise the Lord!", you politely remind him or her that we don't do that around here.
Bad Joke Disclaimer: We recognize that religious humor can be risky. It is our hope that by laughing at ourselves (and others) that we can make this subject more approachable. If you find any of these posted, objectionable, I apologize.
If you wish to contact the webmaster, please feel free to do so.
Page updated by Connie
E-mail: orfordvillelutheran@yahoo.com
Updated Sept. 16, 2008
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You Might Be A Lutheran If...
...a midlife crisis means switching from the old hymnbook to the new one.
...the pastor skips the last hymn to make sure church lasts exactly 60 minutes.
...you forget to put water in the baptismal font but never forget to put water in the coffee pot.
...you make spaghetti at your house with the little macaroni noodles because they're not so messy then.
...your choir believes volume is a fair substitute for tonality.
...in response to someone jumping up and shouting "Praise the Lord!", you politely remind him or her that we don't do that around here.
Bad Joke Disclaimer: We recognize that religious humor can be risky. It is our hope that by laughing at ourselves (and others) that we can make this subject more approachable. If you find any of these posted, objectionable, I apologize.
If you wish to contact the webmaster, please feel free to do so.
Page updated by Connie
E-mail: orfordvillelutheran@yahoo.com
Updated Sept. 16, 2008
Copyright © 2007, All rights reserved
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