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Feeling guilty for no reason? Of course you are...you're Lutheran! This section is for those who enjoy a light-hearted look at the phenomenon of being Lutheran, including unexplainable guilt. It's for those who can dish it out as well as take it. If you can laugh at yourself, read on!
| 2/3/06 | ...your church library has three Jell-O cookbooks. |
| 2/3/06 | ...you win $10 million in the lottery and decide to throw a party and money is no object, so you advertise in the church bulletin, rent the parish hall, and ask all of your friends to bring a side dish or salad. |
1/13/06 |
...you sing "Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus" while sitting down |
1/13/06 |
...you can't have a meeting without having a meal |
1/3/06 |
...it takes 10 minutes to say good-bye |
1/3/06 |
...it's time to change a lightbulb and the left side of the aisle begins a debate on "change," while the right side of the aisle musters five volunteers--one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder |
12/27/05 |
...you automatically sing 'amen' at the end of every song you sing |
12/27/05 |
...you think hotdish is one of the major food groups |
12/19/05 |
...when someone mentions red and green (in terms of Christmas), you immediately think of a battle over hymnals |
12/19/05 |
...you know all the words to the first verse of "Silent Night" in German but can't speak a word of it |
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